San Jose, Costa Rica TRIP Day 8/9 + Riddles Level 5-8

Well, today is goodbye to hotel, and hello to volcano! First off, we went to our hotel's complementary breakfast, and I had their homemade yogurt (maybe homemade...)! In the brochure/website of this hotel, there was a picture of the volcano in the background. Either it was NOT cloudy at all, or there was a green screen, because I saw nothing except for boring clouds. I demand a refund! Like, right now. At this second. You have 5 seconds! 4, 3, 2 1 0 -1 -2 your time's up!
We headed off for the volcanic viewing place that was "national". Well, they had trails. We arrived there, and it looks like a deserted place where a tsunami hit the ocean.... we only saw employees, unless if the parking lot is far away. We headed down the road some more, and found a place to view the volcano. It was up in the mountains, but not on the volcano, no, or else there will be no Yellowery! I mean greenery. Back on topic, we got to the viewing area.
The place was actually a 2-3 story motel/restaurant/walk, but they still wanna charge people money to get in and watch the volcano erupt and cause a massacre. The volcano view was actually worse than what I thought. It was obscured by clouds, so all I get is boring clouds! But if you look to your left, you see the lake my dad and I canoed on! We literally traveled a mile. And I literally breath every 10 seconds! We also walked around and got to a info place that tells you almost everything about the volcano, but the room was small, and nobody was there.
Now here are some riddles! *credits to some kids at my school, and to a person that goes to my church :D*

Homophone Riddles:
Q1: Where does a turtle go when it's raining? Hint: another word for resting place (not graveyard :P)
Q2: What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato? Hint: a sauce!
Q3: What's the difference between a piano and a fish? Hint: a type of fish
Q4: Why was 9 afraid of 7? Hint: another number
Q5: What type of flower talk the most?
Q6: What did the dog say when he saw 2 wolves?
Q7: If Tom's grade was below the ocean, what where his grades? Hint: SEA level.
Word Replacing Riddles:
Q8: Why do frogs like McDonalds? Hint: what do they eat?
Q9: What do you call lizards that sings?
Q10: Why didn't the clam share its pearls?
Q11: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Q12: What did the dentist say in court? Hint: I swear to tell the *****, the whole *****, and nothing but the *****! Hint for the blank: what are dentists' specialty?
Straightforward Riddles:
Q13: What did the snare say when he was riding on the turtle's back? Hint: snares are slower than turtles.
Q14: What is a calf after it is 6 months old?
Q15: Pretend you're in a jungle and a tiger is after you. What should you do?
Q16: What animal never needs a haircut? Hint: an animal important to the US, and is also on MONEY!
Q17: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Other Riddles:
Q18: How do you get a mouse to smile?
Q19: What did the boys bring to the high school?
Q20: Why did a turkey cross the road?
Q21: Why do leopards have a hard time hiding?
Q22: What do you call a cold dog on a rabbit? Hint: "<another word for cold, also a country> dog on a <another word for rabbit>"
Q23: Why did the superman cross the road?


Um.... answers MIGHT be in the comments below.
And for this week, I am pledging to make at least 2 posts (from November 4(SUN)-November 11(SUN). So stay tuned!! Stay tuned, or else your guitar strings will fall off!

Las Vegas, Nevada TRIP Day 9/11 (8/12SU/12) + Rebus Riddles!

Oooh, beach! This is also really short, but today we went to the Oceanside beach! But before that, I played chess with my uncle! I lost badly :P, near the end. It was about 30 minutes away, and we cooked BBQ and roasted marshmallows! There were chicken wings with sauces, hot dogs (with toppings, relish, ketchup) or silly dogs (hot dogs without toppings :D), and best of all, kebabs! Well, I mean real foods. Roasted marshmallows are even better! If you've never had roasted marshmallows, it's basically like fried ice cream. Kind of like dry ice. Maybe roasted rain. Oh, and the more burnt (black) the marshmallow is, the more sugary it tastes and the more you can profit from one marshmallow, because it tastes like it's from, oh, I don't know, 5g of sugar to 12,034g sugar per marshmallow. That's about all I did, besides sliding the boogie board with the waves, or whatever it's called. When the wave is about 100 feet high, you stay at one place, and then you start swimming with the wave. It will get you momentum, and then the waves push you. After you do that, probably 20 times, your stomach and/or your leg will start hurting due to sand rubbing. Anyway, that's all, here are all the pictures!

 You start a little far away far away from the wave, and then you KICK THE WATER!

 Smile for the camera!

We roasted marshmallows, and the marshmallow has to be burnt like in the picture. By the way, did you know that clicking on pictures make it bigger? *Gasp* And I also added Google Translate! So have fun with that, but just make sure you remember how to switch it back, or else you'll have to learn another language to understand what I am saying right now! Like, right know. What I just said. What I just said and right now. Now.
Right before we left, a guy fell off a bike rental bike. The chains on the bike fell off, and then the chains got caught on the wheel, and then kablooey! He flipped over, and then the lifeguards came, my brother called 911, and they came and taped his body to the board and took him to the hospital!

Note: he wasn't wearing a shirt. He fell and his chin started bleeding. 

Time for a puzzle! This is known as a rebus. A rebus is not a Rubic's Cube fastest solver. A rebus is like a word or picture with something in it that's awkward, and you have to find out what it means. It doesn't necessarily have to be awkward like the one I'm giving example of, but the majority is. So for example, the rebus puzzle says:
FOOT 
You first notice it says foot, and it's in a large font. Another word for large is big. Bigfoot! Get it? Here's another one for example:
Bana na
It just spells banana. Now you think how it's placed. Maybe, " na after bana", or "bana before na". No. But what wrong with the word? There's a hole in the middle! Another word for that is split, so the answer is "banana split"!
Still don't understand it? Bad for you :D Time for the realio dealio. Answer in the comments below!

No, this time, I'm not giving answers! OK maybe I will, but not in a while! You may find this online, because I got this from a website. Well, time to put on your brain cap! Or was that thinking cap? I think it's "GETMETHEANSWERNOW!!! cap".

Level 4 out of 10 Riddles

Need'a catch up on my daily blog posts. Haven't posted for a month between posts. Uhh... that just made no sense.

Let's get to it!

(Answers  in the comments)

1.Why do spiders go to the internet?

2. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

3a. How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?

3b. How do you put a elephant into a fridge?

3c. If all the animals in the world were at a meeting, who wasn't there?

3d. How would you cross a river infested with deadly crocodiles?

GL & HF!

Wait, I should put that at the top.
HEY! A NEW RAX IS OUT!
AND HAS ANYONE NOTICED THE FISHIES AT THE BOTTOM???

Level 9 out of 10 Riddle

Alright, these posts may be a let-down because you'll waited this long for something so short, but I'm still doing it! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! I heard this from school from some girls. And I guarantee you can't get it right, unless you heard it B4. Sorry if I told this wrong because that's what I remember.
Riddle:
If you were stuck inside a concrete room with no windows and no doors and all you had was a mirror and a table, how would you get out?


Hint #1: You don't panic, you don't smash the mirror with the table, and you don't smash the table with the mirror that's stuck to the wall permanently due to glue that some baby squirted


Hint #2: Whenever you say the words that what you are doing, it has two meanings and if the other meaning can be created, Never mind that's too complicated just get the answer.


Have you figured it out yet? Getting impatient? Want a cookie? Find the answers in the comments below.