ROFLcopter at the Airport! Feat. Abcdefg, Sidefinochitee, Bad Iller, and Hello

* ROFL= Rolling On the Floor Laughing *

Today was a very, kind of sad, day. Now I just wasted a word by saying very. Wow. Okay, I was signed to do this by the command of Simon. He said that if I worked very hard, I would earn up to $5 a week. So that's why I'm........ Oh, never mind. Anyway, the story starts at the Boring, Stop Laughing! Airport. That's about 23 hours away from the Stupid Tales studio. Wait, was I suppose to say that? I am sure I'm never going to get fired. Okay, lets go to the Airport. At the airport was Abcdefg. Lets get a closer look. "I'm leaving!" said Abcdefg, "I got fired." "Yea, too bad." said Sidefinochitee. "Anyway, Bad Iller is taking your place." "WHAT!!WHY!!!" "Because he got bored with your name." "Oh." "So, Bad Iller will be taking your place." "WHAT!!WHY!!!" "Because your leaving. He's actually narrating you right now." "Aww." Gate AB 1,495,017,943 is about to takeoff. "Bye." Said Sidefinochitee. "I'll get you someday!" Abcdefg gave Sidefinochitee an evil eye. "Bye!" repeated Sidefinochitee. Abcdefg got to the gate, and looked out the window to see the airplane. This is what it looked like:

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"WHAT THE HECK!!" screamed Abcdefg. "I CAN'T RIDE IN IT! Its a helicopter! But I'm going to Rhode Island!! HAHAHA! Who am I talking to? I have no idea." Abcdefg walked to the ticket person thingy-ma-jigger. "Your ticket?" said the ticket person thingy-ma-jigger. "Oh, umm, here it... umm...." Abcdefg looked around to find his ticket. "Umm..." stammered Abcdefg," Hey, look over there!" said Abcdefg. The ticket person thingy-ma-jigger looked over there. Abcdefg tip-toed into the airplane. "HELICOPTER!!" screamed Abcdefg. "You should not be here, Bad Iller. I'm a way better narrator than you." No, I'm better. "Your name says your an illustrator, A bad illustrator." Oh yea? I will cut your line short! Delete the rest of the story............




This is Hello, your captain speaking, saying that we are going to crash into the ocean. We hope you have a horrible day.





(*This is where it would of end if Bad Iller didn't do this. But atleast*)

NINJA TECKSD! (Color Tecksd Episode 2) Feat. Chinese Rice Food & B's

*IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO VIEW THIS POST, HIGHLIGHT THE STORY*

Hello! Do you see this? White tecksd = Ninja tecksd!!! "Whoa! Why is there a HUGE space at the left?"
Do I know you? "OH NO!!! SOMEONES STALKING ME!!! But how is that possible that someone is stalking you when....." Free Candy!! "AHA! I finally found you!" Yes, you did. "So my name is Chinese Rice Food, and your name is?" Blue-Brown-Black-Blistard-Beard-Beam-Bean-Boo-Bro- "Just forget it! I'll just call you B's." What the heck is that type of name!? R U CRAZY? "No, I'm not crazy." Oh,...................... hey, wanna join me in ninja tecksd? It's fun! "I already am." What the....... HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?!?! "Duh, I eat rice, and rice is white so it makes you crazy and then after you eat 1,000,000 grains of rice you will turn invisible because rice is white and white = invisible, unless if you talk about the white milk type of color. Ok, this is what I mean: eating = invincible you. Not to be confused by Despicable You, because that is a hole different story." ????? I had no idea what you just said. "*slaps himself on the forehead*" Dude, don't do that! You could get hurt! Because 1 time, I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy
(COME HERE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME READING THAT JUNK, UNLESS IF YOU WANT TO FIND A "knew" MISSPELLING WORD BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY PUT "new" SO I HAD TO REDO THE WHOLE THING. SOMETIMES. CUT) that broke his face because he punched his face with a hammer. "I used a hand, not a hammer." Yaa, yaa, whatever. "It's "yea", not "yaa"." Do you think I care? "Well, you should because you'll get a D- in Grammar." Well I actually don't care, because pirates talk like, "Why you are takes my gold?" and, "Sees that can gives you moneys." and/or, " Bob, The Builder ,can we fix it? Bob, The Builder, yes we can! Scoop ??? ????? ???? ???? ???? ?? ??? ??? ???! Bob, The Builder, can we fix it? Bob, The Builder, yes we can!" A Bob The Builder Productions, brought to you by Bounty, the best picker-upper napkin you will ever experiment, and by Wendy, You Know  When It's Real! And our fries are voted pound 1! I mean #1!" Ohmigosh NONE OF THOSE WORDS ARE GRAMMAR WORD WRONG!! "IKR!" Hey, stories aren't suppose to have abbreviations. "So?" And what does that stand for anyway? "This is inappropriate, but I'll say it: I know right!" That was definitely not inappropriate. "So? I got bored. So kids, ikr= I know right! REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE I'M NOT SAYING THAT AGAIN." Awww! I hate non-repeaters!! Y U NO GOOD THIEF!!! "Hey, I'm not the thief. Your the ninja." I LUV NINJAS! "Stop bragging about yourself." I'm not bragging about myself, I'm bragging about my kin. " *makes -_- face* You're part of the kin, so you are bragging about yourself." No, that means I'm smart and I didn't laugh at your lame jokes. "Those weren't even jokes." STOP LYING!!!
"I'm not lying; would a person named "Chinese Rice Food" laugh at you?" Yes. "............... Your so annoying, like the annoying orange, except hes more annoying." GIMME YOUR CHINESE RICE FOOD! "Your grammar is wrong. You said gimme your me and that doesn't mean a thing, unless you mean gimme your Mii, but my Mii sucks. So don't bother." OH YEA!! I CALL THE COPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid Tale Members From Episode 1 Watches Nature (G) 15 Seed: Episode 1 (EP7)

"Alright! Is everyone here? I know Sidefinochitee Fflishidfu is here because Sidefinochitee! Alright! Bill?" "Here." "Fly?" "ITS FLICK-A-DOODLE-BILL-BOB-CRAMP!!!" "Whatever. Is the person who didn't tell their name here?" "Ya. Scary is here." "So your name is scary. Weirdest name ever. Alright, Nature (G) 15 is coming up so take a seat! Except for Fly-a-dude-blob-clap." "FLICK A DOODLE BILL BOB CRAMP!! I'm tired of typing my line so I took out the dashes." Your favorite Nature (G) 15 is coming up in 1 second! "Hi! Hello! Bonjour! Konichiwa... uh.... Hello!" Today we are--" The TV suddenly closed. "HEY! I PAID 30 GOOD BUKS 4DIS!' said Sidefinochitee, "I even bought Diet Blood!" "I'll pass." said flick a bla bla bla Abcdefg is tired of narrating. Oh I know! Hey Sidefinochitee! "What?" Your suppose to be doing this narrating job right now! "No, its only day off of the year!!! Simon made me work 25/7!" Oh I never knew there was 25 hours a day. "Me needer." Wha, wha, what type of accent is that suppose to be? Italian? British? "Hmm..... eye dond know." Dude, just take the place please. Todays also my day off! And I already did half of the page! "So your page is short." NO it's not! Now, I'm leaving so your forced to narrate or else nobody knows what happens. Well, except for the emergency narrator. But he only uses the signs like "1 hour later" or "meanwhile" or "TURN THE TV DOWN". OK, I'm leaving. Bye! 1 hour later: 7 hours later: 1,000 hours later: 1 year later: (FINALLY!)....... I hate Sidefinochitee! He made me do this! but its been like atleast 1 year since this, so cowboys don't exist anymore. They now swim. BUT, .......... I actually don't know. NOO! I have to go to the restroom. Be right back. 24 hours later: Alright, I'm back! Wait, hey! That wasn't 24 hours later! It was 24 hours and 1 second! Oh yea, he was on his tea break. No fair, they get breaks! I never get any breaks! Wait lets turn the TV back on! Abcdefg grabbed the remote, and then sat on the couch with the other people. "And thats all for Nature (G) 15! I'm your host, Simon Bob Bobby and this is my sidekick, Frank Bobby Bob." "Pizza!" "NOOOOO!" screamed everybody except for Simon, Frank, and Abcdefg. Wait! I said.(Abcdefg) That was funny! Let me rewind it in slow motion. "NoOooOooOooOoo!" And again even slower. "nOoooooOoooooOoooooOoooooOooooo." Even slower!
 "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Darn! Thats the longest I can go! OMG A TALKING GORILLA IS ON COMMERCIAL! HES WEARING A SHIRT TOO! SpongebobSquarepants sounds like Spung Bawb Sckware Pants.

HEY! WHERE IS EVERYONE!?! eh

I Don't Know China-ese!, Color Tecksd (Text) and Those Really Unnecessary Squabbles and.... Whatever! The Title is Too Long.(EP6)

Note: This story has so many wrong spelled words don't even THINK ABOUT IT! oops i mean DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! I mean the story is only about 20 lines with colors and links and stuff. WAIT, DONT FORGET TO CLICK A LINK  IN THE STORY! A MYSERY LINK.
"I don't know China-ese! Well except I know what china's are but thats not the point!" "Oh, OK! Interesting." "I don't know China-ese! Except for nnii hhaaoo. Wait a second. WHO ARE YOU?" "Who are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hoo are you?" "Hey narrator!" What!??! "Stop Ctrl+c & Ctrl+v-ing!" Why? Its easy! "Life is suppose to be hard!" Who said? "I did, and the geese also did! But I wish I could say gooses. Life will be easier. WAIT, I WAN'T LIFE TO BE HARDDdddd. Oh yea, I shall use my color vision slash power to destroy you! "Ha, yea right." Well I'm the one with powers because I am the narrator! Alright, 3,2,1! Haya! you shall leave my page becuz this is rezervd and my rawng speling shall maek yoo leave my page becuz this is rezervd and my rawng speling shall maek yoo leave my page! Hey mysterious guy! Are you gone? "No." Oh yea, WHAT ABOUT INVISIBILITY!??! Now you will never read the text in front of me:  Wait, no white words because background is green. Hmmm....Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! YYYYEEEESSSS!  Aw dang it you can still READ IT! BACK TO NORMAL Haha! I have, defeated you! Now your melted. Wait What?!?!? Why Yoo Melted? Why yoo melted like ice cream on a 300 degrees planet near earth that dusint exist? AND YOUR GOING TO RUIN MY FLOOR! I PAY BAD MONEY FOR IT! Oh yea you can't talk yo'or melting. Well, now only the geese said that life is hard. Ehh, they ain't humans so we ain't goona comunicate. Wait, why did I just talk like meowth? OK, now I shall continue the story. So then, happily and bragily, even though thats not a word and I just made that up because it sounds right where it should be, wait I'm not sure if thats a real word but anyway, they sponged up the melted annoymous guy,and then squeezed it into a bottle and then the narrator tasted it. EWW IT TASTES LIKE EYEBALLS, AND BONES, AND SKIN, AND It gives me even more color powers! Look:
this izzzzz bigg. Big and colored. BooYa! Uhhhh................ OK we are over with the story but there is one commercial before we leave:
Don't know what to do in the woods? Watch Nature (G) 15! Get all your needs of nature on Nature (G) 15! Oh yea the (G) stands for (G)uild and the 15 is 15 because it rhymes with G. WATCH IT!


(G)o (G)!

More Ridiculous and More Wierd Stories (EP5)

When To Yell/Complain At Your Chess Pieces

If you don't play chess, you probrably won't understand this story.

"Hi! I'm a Chess International Grandmaster! Today I will tell you when to yell or complain at your chess pieces. The first one is when your opponent forks your queen + rook or rook + rook. You should yell at the one that wasn't very active and listen to orders like for example:  You move your queen and then you want to move the rook but the rook says that its not your turn yet. OK, since I'm going to have to talk so much I'm just moving to the most common one: Checkmates. When you get checkmated, it depends. The one you can 100% Y/C (Y/C= yell/complain or yell or complain ) at your pieces is the Smothered Mate. I mean like no piece can attack it and your in the corner and your pieces trap you. You should yell at it saying, "OMG WHY ARN'T YOU ATTACKING AND WHY ARE YOU TRAPPING ME DON'T YOU KNOW IM BETTER THAN YOU!?" and your pieces will say, "But you have no points and we have points so we're actually better than you." and then you will sigh and think your pieces are not very smart. Theres another checkmate that you can 84% complain at which is the Back Rank Checkmate. The pawns are like, a great big sleeping wall. But walls don't sleep. HAHAHA wait Grandmasters don't laugh and make jokes." "Cut!" BEEEEEEPPP!!!!!!
           Why Bob the Comedian is Bad
"Hi! Today.. wait a minute fix the size of the font!!"
"Like this?" "NOOOO!!!" "Like This?" "OK what the heck. Now nobody can read this. Today... Hey! Stop changing the size of the font! Today I am going to tell.... Hey! Fix this! Today I will.... FIX IT!!" "ok. ok." 'today i will.... hey no shift key1' 'hold on.... there." "Thank you, finally! Today I will tell you why Bob the comedian is bad. Hes bad because the store he owns has no restroom or food! I'm starving. I want a cheese burger but they only sell cheese and a burger. And let me tell you one of his jokes and how its horrible: "Hey! Hi! Have you seen Cars 2? No. WHY YOU NO  LISTEN!! and his chairs are like, 25,000 dollars each so like somebody might steal it but that place has 1,000 security cameras thats not working. See this is why Bob the Comedian is bad. He has purchased 1K of security cameras and they dont work! Thats like, 1,275,250 pairs of socks that are low quality. And by that I mean they tear apart because they are size 1 when your 72 years old. Oh yea, I forgot to tell you we have a special guest! Meet, Bob the Comedian." "No, No, No! I'm suppose to be unknown! I know! I shall smash the camera!" said Bob as he walked to the camera to punch and smash it. "Wait, no, no! DON'T PUNCH ME!" said the camera. "What the heck!?" said the person that didn't tell his name in the story. "0% battery"
                                               TOO BAD & TOO LATE!

Just Fairies. Just. <<< Cross That Out and Put "And More"! (EP3)

   Just Fairies. Just And More!There is that better!?!?!?

Note: This is and these stories are so stupid don't even bother thinking about what I'm saying or even read it.

"Once upon a time there lived fairies. They could only fly 4 feet. Because they ate a hamburger for dinner. It's bad because they are vEgEtArIAns! All the vowels on vegetarian are capitalized. I don't know why. Oh I remember! Because I was bored. This is ugly. Once upon a time you don't understand. Wait no, this is Just Fairies. JUST not, another tale. Wait, I don't have one! Only animals have tails (tales). I might have one, because I'm not a vegetarian. I eet meet. SO FAIRIES WILL HAVE TAILS! Maybe. Idk. If you don't know what that means, go to google. Den you will find it. TO SHORT TO BE A STORY! Hmmm... what to do, what to do, what do to, do to what, once Apom stole Ash's hat. Once Septile was in his Pokemon ball. HEY! WHERES THAT LINE OVER THE "e" IN POKeMON? I'M NOT FRENCH! WITH ITS SQUIGLEY LINE OVER AN n LIKE IN THE WORD: "EpsaNol OR SPANISH WHEN YOU HAVE A LINE UNDER THE c LINE IN THE WORD: Francias. Wait. IDK HOW TO SPELL FRANCE. Oh wait I just did. No, I mean in Spanish. Oh. Why am I talking to myself? Because you do. Oh. Are you Konichiwa? What? Are you Konichiwa? What are you talking about? Are you hello? What the heck!? Oh I don't know. I was just bored. Why does pirates break their eyes? Anyone anyone?" "I know!" "Alright. Why?" "Because they walked the plank." "No! That is, wrong. I'M MAD NOW." "I know why! Because they felt like it." "No! I'm not a Backyardian." "BOO!" Then, people started throwing tomatoes at him. "Hey! Your making me all bloody-looking with tomatoe juice!" "Well too bad!" said the audience at the same time, "Jinx! Jinx! 1,2,3,4,5,6, Jinx! Stop! Is out of order... 7,8 Jinx! No talking or get slapped! 8.9, stop! Hahaha! I defended it! Jinx! 5,6,7,8,9,10." "...... are you done?" "I guess. HEY NO TALKING! YOUR JINXED! I get to hit you." "Ok. Enywaie, the fairies either eat hamburger or fairy dust to make them not cough or they eat bamboos. They only get boo- boos from thier crown and their wings. But I thought they don't have to eat since they are magical. Eh. Wait. Wait both those 2 sentences were too short! Theres only 2 letters on the first one and 4 letters on the second one and they both have only 1 lettur. This story is not right. I'm doing something wrong. AHA! Thats it! Not 50% of the story is in caps. Well I know how to fix that! GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK AT THE KRUSTY KRAB! HOME OF THE KRABBY PATTY!The mister Crabs is red. Don't forget that. And SpongeBob Is 2 words together. "Why aren't those people buying an overpriced drink?!" This was said by Mr Crabs, from an annoymous episode. Actually, I just forgot what the episode was.  From Ryan Higa brings you: NigaHiga on Youtube! The #1 most subscribed Youtuber on Youtube! And from Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, brings you:
Nothing. I don't know who he/she/they   is/are. MORE CAPS: ChOp LeTtUcE nOw Or ElSe LaUgH. gotowork, gotowork, gotowork, gotoworkgotoworkgotoworkgotoworkgotoworkgotowork Wait no caps! I just did no spaces! WHY, EVIL BOBS? WHY DO U YOU HAVE TO BE SO EVIL? BOB AND BOB ARE EVIL AND MEAN TOO ME!! Ooh yay caps!

Uhhh...... I know!
GO TO WORK BECAUSE ITS DA IN (The End)

The Story of the Ugly, Disgusting, Boring, Slow as a Turtle, Vampire, the Qu, and the Appostrophe (EP3)

Once upon a time there lived an ugly, disgusting, boring, slow as a turtle, vampire. Oh I forgot quotes. AnYwAy, the vampire was so slow, whenever he travels 1 feet to get to to a person it takes him 5 hours. So its like, "I'm going to get you!" "OK.... I guess...." "Almost there!" "Can't wait...." "Your goona die!" "Oh no.... I'm scared, not." "Just wait." "*SNORE SNORE SNORE*" "Uhhh.....hello?" "*SNORE SNORE SNORE*" "This is not worth it. To another victim. AWAY!"  60 hours later.... "12 feet... just 82 more....." OK, now that I explain how hes slow, now let me show you how hes boring. Its like,
"Wanna play Mario Kart Wii?" "OK." "The guy I choose is, Boring. My kart will be, Boring Bike. My course will be Boring Bridge. My enemys will be, boring. The scenery will be, boring. EVERYTHINGS BORING. EVEN THE RED COLORS." And heres how hes disgusting. Its like,
"Wanna eat pizza?" "I thought you eat blood." "Oh yea I do." "Disgusting." "TEEHEE! SAY B-Eye B-Eye TO YOUR BLUD!" Ugh I 4got haow tooooo spel. And hes ugly because he wears tree pants, gray eyeballs, and he has blood in is blood in his blood cells. And Hes so disgusting that his Q's u is lower case like this: QuEEN, QuACK,  KIQuP, QuQuQu, La la la QuLAqU... oops. I messed up. Que Quas Quour Quavities Quecause Que Quent Quoo Quhe Quentist. Queverything Quis Quarting Quith QuQs! Translation: He has four cavities because he went to the dentist. Everything is starting with Q's! You should of figured that out like 1 hour after. Oh no! I wrote over 10 Q's in this story! That means i have bad luck and i cant use capital i's for me/i anymore. i once i once ill im ive i dont know. iiiiiiiii <----people lining up for lunch. u see? if u look closely at the i theres a little line on the left part of it. That parts the arm. the long part is the body and legs, and the dot is the floating head. NOO! i spelled you "u" instead of "you"! And thats ur final wurd? no. oh. Vampires will be, Quampires. Dolphins will be, dolfins! Sandwiches will be, sandwhiches! schwas will be, schwas! RIP the K.O.Z.U tribe. You gave use too many resources. AND U DONT HAVE A Q IN YOUR TRIBE NAME. AND I FORGOT ALL THOSE  UPOSTERFEES. THOSE UPOSTERFEES ON THE CANT AND DONT AND THOSE ONES ON HES ARE GONE! What would Larry do? What would Larry do? Ill show you! I FORGOT THE ' ON THE ILL!!
Hmm....how to end this story... oh yea!
                                             DU IN ( The End )

The Trampoline and Stupid Stuff (EP2)

                       
"Once upon a time there lived a trampoline that was bouncy. To prove it, I'm going to jump on it." said Abcdefg. He bounced on the trampoline. "See? Its bouncy! Teehee. And one day, it said: "If you give me $100 I'm going to spend it within 30 years!" And so no one gave it money and so it didn't get bouncy. One day, Bob, an insurance gave the trampoline $99 because his house was gone. But it was not $100, so he would not spend it. The next day it said:" If your over 0 years old, you must pay me $1. Plus you owe me a letter "z". I forgot to order the letter "z". If I don't have a "z", x-rays will be boo-boos. Apples will be purple. People will be six feet tall!!! NNOO!" wait was it "NNNO!" or "NNOO!" or "NOOO!"? I know! Its Bob.
Du In ( The End ) of the trampoline because it broke a mirror and had 7 years of bad luck."
" Once upon a time there live a cherry. Whats his name? Duh! Cherry. He had a broken nose." told Abcdefg. "........... zzzzz........... ZzZzZ......... ZZZzzz......... zzzZZZ (O.K. its just snores and boring beds.)." DUDE!! AN AIR IS FALLING ON YOUR HEAD Abceda! Wait no, its Zqrsya. Well whatever. Theres a..."
I interupt this boring tales for an important boring tale. once upon a time there live a place with no -ed or suffix or -ing or-s or-es or -eszsdhaqura or qu anymore. so bob went to eat at luk rim. day after day he ate nothing. the end.
"............uuuhhh......" stammered Abcdefg, AKA the defabfg  AKA the air producer. "Once upon a time you pressed Z then B then 1 then + in game of SuPeR sMaSh BrOs. bRaWl. Bill why are some of the words capitalized?! I said I ordered pizza not caps!!" yelled Abcdefg. " Well your wearing a cap on your head." replied Bill ( I think his name is Terryaki Chicken ). "Bleep Blap Bloop! I am going out of order. Beep." said Abcdefg like a robot.  Bill rolled his eyes and sighed like a sign that said : STOP. Abcdefg started writing his numbers and he wrote:
 I II III IIII IIIII IIIIII......( skip a few ) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ( skip a few ) 190,123,342,122,436,457,128,294,147,999,999,999,000 " Umm.... do you know how to say that number?" asked Abcdefg. " Oh i know! 190 hundred, 123 hundred, 342 hundred, 122 hundred, 436 hundred, 457 hundred, 128 hundred, 294 hundred, I'm tired of talking."replied Bill. " Shock. ( not really )"
Then suddenly there was a vending machine. "NOOO! Oh OK its NOOO. Ok, where was I? Oh right. NOOO! THE VENDING MACHINE MAKES YOU PAY 2 CENTS FOR CANDY! I only have 10 cents!"panicked Abcdefg, " I'm so mad I'm going punch the camera!" BBEEEEEPPP, WE ARE EXPERIMENTING STUPID DIFICOTYS. AND WE DO NOT NO HOW DO SPEEL AND TAKE CAPS OFF.

Time Traveling Machine and More (EP1)

"Once upon a time there live a kid named Bill. He was a caveman. One day when Bill was hunting he found a portal-looking thing. Though he hated going into weird stuff, he just walked in there in there like it wasn't there. When he got there, he got frustrated for no reason. But I think Bill go frustrated because he didn't get a cookie." "Hey! Just stick with the script!" Yelled Bill to Sidefinochitee Fflishidfu, the narrator. "OK this is boring.  I'm telling another story. Once upon a time there lived a leprachaun named Fly." "Its Flick-a-Doodle-Bill-Bob-Cramp!"said Flick-a-Doodle-Bill-Bob-Cramp. "Too long and boring!" yelled Sidefinochitee Fflishidfu, "Next! Oh wait I make my own story. Right. Once upon a time it got crushed and gasped and stole money but the fox hugged a bowling pin and made a strike. He was so fast he was magic and he bought $12." "Thats a stupid tale. In fact, thats the worst tale I've ever heard and that doesn't even make any sense!" said Bill. "OK, I'm officially pushing you off the page!" Said Sidefinochitee Fflishidfu. Sidefinochitee Fflishidfu officially pushed Bill off the page.  "OK, now thats settled, once upon a time there was a unicorn. It followed the rainbow and found the gold pot. Inside it was a red button. The unicorn pushed it 24/7. And then it died because a spider came to make world domination. To stop the spider just be annoying. Then he'll get so mad that he dies. Wait no it doesn't." "Yes it does." said a voice. "No it doesn't." "Yes it does."
"NO IT DOESN'T!" boomed Sidefinochitee Fflishidfu.   "Oh." "Duh. "Oh." "Ya." "Oh." " Your wrong." " Oh." "You got it wrong because and you fed old Jumplake." "Oh."
WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE OH'S!?" "Oh." Said the voice.  "Oh."said  Sidefinochitee Fflishidfu "Oh." "Oh." (x102)........... "Oh." "Oh. This is fun! Once upon a time a kid played the piano so loud everyone died.  The end of everyone. Except for the red button. You know, I'm tired of talking. Bill come to this page and take my place. I'm going home." "OK! Once upon a time. The End. You chick have chick ice chick cream chick on chick your chick head chick. Barf. I regurgitated and vomited. Its different because vomit starts with a "V". Hi! The end. I'm Sidefinochitee Fflishidfu's replacer, Bill. My real full name is Bill For Ice Cream. I'm transparent. I'm bored. I'm going to sleep. J.K. I'm going to celebrate your birthday! Not. Its 2:40 PM the worlds going to shrink by 2 inches! BINGO was a name-o! Ya, Frank was right. This is boring. Hey! Sup. I'm going to tell you a story. Once upon a time there was me and a pencil. The pencil laughed. The End. P.S. Nothing.
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