The Simontific Method To Get Correct Guesses

Original idea from Phineas and Ferb :)

If you're smart, then STOP BEING SMART! For now. If you try to guess the numbers of an item in a jar (candy, etc), don't do all the pi x radius (in centimeters) x volume and stuff, or 22/7 x radius (in inches) x volume and stuff, because first of all, I don't know how to do it, and secondly, you're thinking it too complicated. Think about it. The lid can be opened. The lid can be opened. The lid can be opened. The opened can be lid. When it's opened, take out/eat (if edible) ALL the items. Then enter zero. Although you are not correct, you are technically correct. If they decline, you can sue them. If you don't have a lawyer, you can be the lawyer, but you may vomit due to nervousness, unless you're never nervous, in that case, you should be a spy or an actor/actress. Then you make enough money to hire a lawyer, though he may also throw up if he's a first-timer. So technically, you shouldn't do this method, but technically, you should. Oh, and there's no way I'm doing this just to stall you. Seriously. I mean, it takes me 20 seconds to write a complete sentence but it takes you 5 seconds to read it. That's 4x faster than how I'm typing.
Second method: say you are starred in the movie Avengers, Men In Black 3, or any of the movies that are out right now. They would be like, "Oh my gosh! I'm your biggest fan! I'll give you the number answer for free!" and things.
Third method: Do the math. Wait, I just made this post so you WOULDN'T do the math. Well, it's worth it if the others don't work.










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The Simontific Method To Get More Lives

Are you tired of dying? Oh wait, you never died yet. Or else you can't be reading this. I mean, are you tired of getting steps to closer to dying? Well wait no further! Or longer! Here are some ways to get more lives and soon unlimited:
The Unnecessary Way:
1. Go to the pet shop.
2. Buy a cat.
3. Take it home.
4. Release it from its cage.
5. WAIT!! ^^ Don't let it ESCAPE! Grab onto it.
6. Rub your head on the cat, as if you were the cat. It's because cats have 9 lives. I don't know why it has anything to do with human lives.
7. Gimme da dash line through the middle and a mark on the head part on the seven! That's not how I right it! AKA write. <-- Useless stuff, just read this --> IT should..... OMG you forgot to undo the thing! There. It should give you 9 more lives to your 1/10 of a life. If you did this, you can do this way too. If you don't want to do, then your choice. If you don't want to do the top ^^ one, then the next one won't work.
Choice 2:
The Sweet Sugary Pink Way:
1. Go to a bakery with friends. (Friends will all do the steps from 2-4)
2. Order a pink icing heart-shaped cookie.
3. Pay for the pink icing heart-shaped cookie.
4. Get the pink icing heart-shaped cookie.
5. First let your friends eat the super-sweet pink icing heart-shaped cookie.
6. When your friend finish it, you start eating it. It makes your friends feel bad.
7. Congrats! You have another sweet life.
The end.
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The Simontific Method To Find Simon

Hi. Hello. Simon keep disappear, me find way find him quick easy steps.
Here's way:
The Simontific Method To Find Simon
1. Get 20 gallons of the future, EXACTLY! OR ELSE IT WON'T WORK!
2. Place it in front of a dog, 3.2 meters, EXACTLY! OR ELSE IT WON'T WORK!
3. Wait 54 years, EXACTLY! OR ELSE IT WON'T WORK!
4. I should be there eating the future, EXACTLY! OR ELSE IT WON'T WORK!
5. Attach a rope on to the 20 gallons of future, EXACTLY! OR ELSE IT WON'T WORK!
6. Drag the future wherever you want me to go to because I will follow it. Though I can't run that fast when you drag it on a car.
7. Go do that.
8. Repeat steps 8.
9.You can't do this step because you keep repeating step 8.
10. The following steps are just going to waste your time so I recommend you to stop reading this:
11.Go out the 2nd floor window.
12. Land on the trampoline.
13. Don't fail step 12.
14. Go pull all the grass.
15. ALL OF IT???
16. Sing a commercial you've seen on TV, but it has to be a song.
17. I want that seven written how Europeans like with a dash through the middle and a little point mark on the top part and this is the first 3 lines of instructions. I write my seven like that because it's cool.
18. Meet CHARLIE! At school.
19. Do nothing.
20. Yay! 20 steps!
21. Stop the madness!
22. OK.
But I first have to detach the wire and connect it with the D-4 cable to disable this Simontific.
PWN'T, IT'S OVER.