San Jose, Costa Rica TRIP Day 8/9 + Riddles Level 5-8

Well, today is goodbye to hotel, and hello to volcano! First off, we went to our hotel's complementary breakfast, and I had their homemade yogurt (maybe homemade...)! In the brochure/website of this hotel, there was a picture of the volcano in the background. Either it was NOT cloudy at all, or there was a green screen, because I saw nothing except for boring clouds. I demand a refund! Like, right now. At this second. You have 5 seconds! 4, 3, 2 1 0 -1 -2 your time's up!
We headed off for the volcanic viewing place that was "national". Well, they had trails. We arrived there, and it looks like a deserted place where a tsunami hit the ocean.... we only saw employees, unless if the parking lot is far away. We headed down the road some more, and found a place to view the volcano. It was up in the mountains, but not on the volcano, no, or else there will be no Yellowery! I mean greenery. Back on topic, we got to the viewing area.
The place was actually a 2-3 story motel/restaurant/walk, but they still wanna charge people money to get in and watch the volcano erupt and cause a massacre. The volcano view was actually worse than what I thought. It was obscured by clouds, so all I get is boring clouds! But if you look to your left, you see the lake my dad and I canoed on! We literally traveled a mile. And I literally breath every 10 seconds! We also walked around and got to a info place that tells you almost everything about the volcano, but the room was small, and nobody was there.
Now here are some riddles! *credits to some kids at my school, and to a person that goes to my church :D*

Homophone Riddles:
Q1: Where does a turtle go when it's raining? Hint: another word for resting place (not graveyard :P)
Q2: What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato? Hint: a sauce!
Q3: What's the difference between a piano and a fish? Hint: a type of fish
Q4: Why was 9 afraid of 7? Hint: another number
Q5: What type of flower talk the most?
Q6: What did the dog say when he saw 2 wolves?
Q7: If Tom's grade was below the ocean, what where his grades? Hint: SEA level.
Word Replacing Riddles:
Q8: Why do frogs like McDonalds? Hint: what do they eat?
Q9: What do you call lizards that sings?
Q10: Why didn't the clam share its pearls?
Q11: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Q12: What did the dentist say in court? Hint: I swear to tell the *****, the whole *****, and nothing but the *****! Hint for the blank: what are dentists' specialty?
Straightforward Riddles:
Q13: What did the snare say when he was riding on the turtle's back? Hint: snares are slower than turtles.
Q14: What is a calf after it is 6 months old?
Q15: Pretend you're in a jungle and a tiger is after you. What should you do?
Q16: What animal never needs a haircut? Hint: an animal important to the US, and is also on MONEY!
Q17: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Other Riddles:
Q18: How do you get a mouse to smile?
Q19: What did the boys bring to the high school?
Q20: Why did a turkey cross the road?
Q21: Why do leopards have a hard time hiding?
Q22: What do you call a cold dog on a rabbit? Hint: "<another word for cold, also a country> dog on a <another word for rabbit>"
Q23: Why did the superman cross the road?


Um.... answers MIGHT be in the comments below.
And for this week, I am pledging to make at least 2 posts (from November 4(SUN)-November 11(SUN). So stay tuned!! Stay tuned, or else your guitar strings will fall off!