Yes, we had to drive 6 hours, but it was worth it, because we were meeting my cousins/my mom's brother and their children! Now I won't be lonely :D. We are staying there for that night, and the night after that, so it is worth it to have 6 hours of nothing for probably 15-20 hours of fun. So, we drove for 6 hours, and at night, we ate Spicy King, but I'll tell you that later. Meanwhile, enjoy another horrible Nature (G) 15: Bones Episode 2!
"Hello! Stuff! My name is Simon Bobby Bob, and I have a sidekick, Frank Bob Bobby, who is very annoying." said Simon.
"What, is this, your revenge?" questioned Frank. "Maybe. *ahhem* Now, time for another episode of Nature (G) 15! This episode, more bones! Your most true non- fiction TV show. First off, you cannot make soup with skulls, it goes through your eyes. Also if you didn't know, beef tastes good. Like in Brazil. Yea...."
"What, is this, your revenge?" questioned Frank. "Maybe. *ahhem* Now, time for another episode of Nature (G) 15! This episode, more bones! Your most true non- fiction TV show. First off, you cannot make soup with skulls, it goes through your eyes. Also if you didn't know, beef tastes good. Like in Brazil. Yea...."
"I once went to a place where you can flip a card with red on a side and green on another! Green means you don't want any meat, and red means you need food! The yellow side means give me a 1/4 oz slice!"
"Yea yea good for you nobody cares. Did you know that scientists proven jalapenos goes great with the majority of food. Like for instance, pizza. Jalapenos pizza, instant awesomage. Jalapeno burgers? Give me some Steak N' Shake burgers! Jalapeno Lamp? Your house is now edible! That's probably bad, because burglars can come to rob your house, and they eat the jalapeno door. They don't notice that the Jalapeno Spider was there, and they get bit. Scientists are still unaware how, but humans can become Jalapeno Spider zombies. A video shows them trying to figure out the science, but they get unexpected visits from...? Hint: 2 words, starts with "j".
"Yea yea good for you nobody cares. Did you know that scientists proven jalapenos goes great with the majority of food. Like for instance, pizza. Jalapenos pizza, instant awesomage. Jalapeno burgers? Give me some Steak N' Shake burgers! Jalapeno Lamp? Your house is now edible! That's probably bad, because burglars can come to rob your house, and they eat the jalapeno door. They don't notice that the Jalapeno Spider was there, and they get bit. Scientists are still unaware how, but humans can become Jalapeno Spider zombies. A video shows them trying to figure out the science, but they get unexpected visits from...? Hint: 2 words, starts with "j".
"Jerryberry Tickemonster!"
"No, it was Jack Andthebeanstalk!
"Liar, liar, fire on fire," said Simon, "Now, c'mon. Let me speak."
"OKAY!"
"Let me continue the unnecessary rant about bones. They are so embarrassed of you, that they hide inside your body! The only way you can see it is when you hurt yourself, so they are very clever. Here's a question. Are bones required for your body? Do not take time, and we'll be back after this short commercial break that earned us $0.28."
Do you hurt yourself so much, you wish it was all over? Well then take the "Stress Reliever Pill"! It well help you feel so relieved, you won't be embarrassed to be on stage, or even fart in public! You can be the world's most famous person with 0 fear."Stress Reliever Pill" is only $2,190 + 500% sales tax, and your insurance can pay up to 5% for only 10000% increase per month in your insurance! So you do the math. Lets say your insurance is $100. Now your insurance is only $10,000 per month! If your insurance is $0, then your insurance is only raised by $239,483! And I am not making random numbers! This is so real, it's ridiculous! Save like crazy! Note, "Stress Reliever" does have side effects. That may include: death, death, death, nausea leading to death, death, extreme diarrhea leading to death, death, loss of bones leading to death, creating protein as an allergy leading to death, creating gluten as an allergy leading to death, and death.
Please do not contact your doctor before using this pill. Also try "Stress Reliever Drink". Note, contains same side effects.
Also try "Stress Reliever Insurance"! We carry car insurance. Must drive past Simmetro's federal speed limit law, and must drive at least 4 times a month. $1 starting month, and after every ticket and accident, <amount for fix $> + $239,483!
"Wasn't that lovely?" asked Simon. "No it wasn't. Well, that's all for Nature (G) 15, where everything we say is TOTALLYNOTTHE TRUTH."
Now, we arrived! We first got our selves comfortable, and right when we got comfortable, we left to eat at this new Chinese place called "Spicy King". Doesn't sound Asian to me, usually they have Chinese words translated into letter characters.
Yay, grand opening! I ordered the Spicy Mapo Tofu, and there are a lot of spelling errors on the menus so...
Ooh, my face!
We also played card games that day. Good day people!!!
"No, it was Jack Andthebeanstalk!
"Liar, liar, fire on fire," said Simon, "Now, c'mon. Let me speak."
"OKAY!"
"Let me continue the unnecessary rant about bones. They are so embarrassed of you, that they hide inside your body! The only way you can see it is when you hurt yourself, so they are very clever. Here's a question. Are bones required for your body? Do not take time, and we'll be back after this short commercial break that earned us $0.28."
Do you hurt yourself so much, you wish it was all over? Well then take the "Stress Reliever Pill"! It well help you feel so relieved, you won't be embarrassed to be on stage, or even fart in public! You can be the world's most famous person with 0 fear."Stress Reliever Pill" is only $2,190 + 500% sales tax, and your insurance can pay up to 5% for only 10000% increase per month in your insurance! So you do the math. Lets say your insurance is $100. Now your insurance is only $10,000 per month! If your insurance is $0, then your insurance is only raised by $239,483! And I am not making random numbers! This is so real, it's ridiculous! Save like crazy! Note, "Stress Reliever" does have side effects. That may include: death, death, death, nausea leading to death, death, extreme diarrhea leading to death, death, loss of bones leading to death, creating protein as an allergy leading to death, creating gluten as an allergy leading to death, and death.
Please do not contact your doctor before using this pill. Also try "Stress Reliever Drink". Note, contains same side effects.
Also try "Stress Reliever Insurance"! We carry car insurance. Must drive past Simmetro's federal speed limit law, and must drive at least 4 times a month. $1 starting month, and after every ticket and accident, <amount for fix $> + $239,483!
"Wasn't that lovely?" asked Simon. "No it wasn't. Well, that's all for Nature (G) 15, where everything we say is TOTALLYNOTTHE TRUTH."
Now, we arrived! We first got our selves comfortable, and right when we got comfortable, we left to eat at this new Chinese place called "Spicy King". Doesn't sound Asian to me, usually they have Chinese words translated into letter characters.
Yay, grand opening! I ordered the Spicy Mapo Tofu, and there are a lot of spelling errors on the menus so...
We also played card games that day. Good day people!!!
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